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Old Fri November 24th,2017, 01:04 AM   #1
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Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the hunt is getting rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

How can you tell if an ant is male or female?

They're all females, otherwise, they'd be uncles.
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Old Fri November 24th,2017, 01:05 AM   #2
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This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
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Old Fri November 24th,2017, 01:06 AM   #3
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Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

...just five more minutes.
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Old Mon November 27th,2017, 02:21 AM   #4
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I posted a Joke involving a cow, but it was a little offensive apparently so I'll take it down..

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Old Mon November 27th,2017, 02:25 AM   #5
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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
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Old Mon November 27th,2017, 02:30 AM   #6
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A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror..

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible;
I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.”

The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
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